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Houseplant Lawn Ornaments - $ 6.45
We get a kick out of lawn ornaments, but there's one thing wrong with them -- You need a lawn to display them.So for those of us without a giant backyard (or even those of us with one), there are Houseplant Lawn Ornaments!There's a few different styles to choose from (see below), but each ornament stands about 3.5" tall, not including the base. They're made from colorful polystone, and recreate the full-sized versions perfectly. They come packaged in a stylish see-through box, too.
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Button Tattoos - $ 2.99
Make a bold yet humorous statement with 12 Metal Button Tattoos! They look like real metal Buttons pinned to your skin with fun and bizarre phrases printed all over! They're so easy to put on with water and pressure, you'll be tempted to place them all over your body. We typically wear ours on the face because they just compliment the eyes so well, regardless of the color. Snarky phrases include: "100% Imperfect", "Selfish in Bed", "I'm Big in Japan", a peace symbol, skull and crossbones, an emoticon and more.
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How To Tie A Tie Tie - $ 15.99
Hey, Guys -- Are you tired of skipping weddings, funerals, and job interviews because you don't know how to tie a necktie? Well, you can relax thanks to the brilliant "How To Tie A Tie" Tie. This stylish tie has simple knot-tying instructions printed right on the front. Just follow the six step-by-step diagrams and you'll look as dashing as George Clooney in seconds.
The "How To Tie A Tie" Tie is handcrafted from 100% silk twill and comes in a classy see-through box, making it a nifty gift for a needy fellow. It's a trendy 3-inches wide, so people will be impressed by your good taste as much as the balls you have for wearing it.
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Rubber Chicken Keychain - $ 2.49
The rubber chicken has been a symbol of high comedy since anyone can remember. Why? We have no idea.
The great comic minds of this century have owned one. (Even Stupid.com founder Gary Apple has one. And look where HE wound up.) And now you can own one, too.
It's yellow... it's corny... it's funny. Trust us.
Hey Kids, get a Quantity Discount on this item: Simply select the –Special Price” button and add 1 to cart.
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Toilet Bowl Lip Gloss - $ 2.49
Is there anything TOO stupid for Stupid.com to sell? We don't think so. If we offer Toilet Bowl Lip Gloss, well, there's not much lower we can go. Toilet Bowl Lip Gloss is attractive lip gloss packaged in a cute li'l toilet bowl. It doubles as a keychain, so you can always have a toilet handy when you want to freshen up. (You think it's easy writing sentences like that?)Did we mention it comes in flavors? There's Grape, Lemon, Apple, and Strawberry... and each one will give your smile an alluring sheen. Just lift the lid, stick a finger under the rim, and gloss away!We choose the flavors, but if you buy more than one, we'll make sure you get different ones.
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